Eye Candy Cuts
How would you like for her to give you a hair cut?
Maybe a massage?
Perhaps this is more your cup of tea...
Welcome to the wonderful world of Eye Candy Cuts. For God so loved the world that he gave unto Tulsa an all male salon with stylists dressed in lingerie. They have an all male clientele. Shocking, I know. And you must be eighteen to enter. Who hasn't dreamed of staring at Victoria's Secret clad boobs whilst getting their hair did? Its worth spending a little extra coin for some, uh hum, special treatment. I recommend the Platinum Haircut for the frugal perv. I'll even throw in a coupon.
But not all is peachy in Eye Candyland. This titillating world of wonderment is under fire. Not by the neighborhood or businesses that stand abreast of Eye Candy Cuts, not by an overzealous church group, but by the State Board of Cosmetology. No group is lobbying for change. The State Board is doing this of their own volition. They want to institute a dress code. The puritanical reign of the Cosmetology Board must be thwarted. The individual rights of scantily clad women are at stake. Rise to attention. Do your civic duty. Save these damsels in undress.
2 comments:
Thanks for the info. I'm in desperate need of a haircut and will consider these ladies for the job. I would like to employ Jennifer for the task, but to be honest, I'm partial to one of the other ladies. Unfortunately, her name is not captioned above her picture at the website. (She's the gal cutting Chuck's hair, FYI.) If one of you kind readers - or DIB himself - would kindly send along her name, I would be more than grateful.
Truly,
James (Jesus's brother)
Tulsa is weird, sexy.
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